today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES
reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.
I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog
More people reblogged this than there are in my state??
Forever reblogging this
THE NOTES .. I LOVE TUMBLR
let’s play a game
In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit
Maybe the reason basically everyone said no to helping Meenah fight Lord English wasn’t because they didn’t want to help her, but because this team had a certain Prince of Rage who is a strong supporter of Lord English.
Princes “destroy” or “destroy via” their respective aspect. Couldn’t it be possible Kurloz eliminated their rage (and perhaps will to fight) to better Lord English’s chance of annihilating absolutely everything?
It’s probably not the case, but I like to think he had something to do with it.
OK WOW THIS IS AN AMAZING HEADCANON.
Obviously it didn’t work on Meenah for some reason.. I wonder why that is?
Because Meenah was chillin elsewhere while the others were living their afterlives. She was never around for Kurloz to destroy her rage. Hell, Meenah just got there.
And the look at what happened after she and Vriska were around for awhile. They lost the will to fight Lord English.
And Kurloz had been following them so he could take Vriska’s jacket
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
what if it breaks
THEN YOU DIE
It leads to Hell
SATAN IS WAITING
ＳＡＴＡＮ ＩＳ ＷＡＩＴＩＮＧ
i’m warning you just in case (listen carefully!)
it’s dangerous now (so dangerous!)
stop provoking me (there’s going to be trouble!!)
i don’t even know myself..
You never know if someone needs this. Reblog this, even if its not your ‘blog type’. Just do it.
Yes, please reblog
Do it. Now.
i sat here and thought about reblogging this or not but then i realized how many people feel suicidal, and i have too its not dan and phil but i could honestly care less, bc i rather have someone not die then make sure i strictly stay to my ‘blog type’